January 2011
21 posts
Jan 27th
“(336): Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And...”
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Jan 27th
Jan 26th
“(270): Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.”
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
“(909): If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from...”
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
“(203): That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot...”
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Jan 26th
Jan 19th
“(973): Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half...”
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Jan 19th
Jan 19th
“(917): On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my...”
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Jan 19th
Jan 19th
“(815): I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about...”
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Jan 19th
Jan 13th
Jan 12th
Jan 6th
“(626): This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side”
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Jan 2nd
Jan 2nd
“(239): Don’t park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk...”
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Jan 2nd
Jan 2nd