January 2010
11 posts
“(206): you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your...”
– texts from last night
“(512): I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they...”
– texts from last night
“(647): if by ‘bottleservice’ you mean ‘bringing beers in my...”
– texts from last night
“Well if I’m the douchebag, you’re the contents, Titfuck!”
– Sleep Talkin’ Man
“(716): I’d call her a cunt, but she doesn’t seem to have the depth...”
– texts from last night
“(540): I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have...”
– texts from last night
