February 2012
6 posts
January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
4 posts
November 2011
2 posts
September 2011
6 posts
“(217): you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a...”
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“(401): Renamed my iPod as ‘the titantic’ so when I plug it in...”
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August 2011
4 posts
“(401): She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.”
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“(908): where’s my purse there’s an important taco in it”
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July 2011
8 posts
“(307): I’ve banged too many servicemen’s wives to still be...”
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“(845): Tell your boyfriend I’m sorry for ruining his vein. I’m never...”
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June 2011
5 posts
“(818): I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service...”
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“* (508): I spent Easter Sunday in a strip club… winning or sinning?”
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May 2011
11 posts
“(215): Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.”
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“(708): Omg. Dad guilt trip win. “Thank you for being such a good daughter....”
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“(781): We have come to the agreement that he will not light me on fire until I...”
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“(417): how was ur day?
(405): this is strictly sexting don’t make small...”
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“(704): you left a paper here that says ‘to do list’ but it looks...”
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“(931): Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me….”
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April 2011
14 posts
“* (701): Ugh. I wonder if this is how jesus felt after he rose again.”
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